PEOPLE WITH SOULS BEWARE! THIS WEBSITE IS FOR THE HEARTLESS ONLY!!! if you dont think a one legged man trying to kick down a door it funny, go back to hallmark.com
One wonders, in our world today, how i can manage to make a website in addition (and possibly in place of) all the other shit i have to do. i hope this endevor will be worth it, because i hate to waste valuable time. well, obviously not THAT valuable, seeing as i'm making this thing in the first place.
anyway, the whole point of this thing is to ditch my thoughts and give em' to you. check out my blog for some stuff thats not THAT funny, check out my photos for more stuff that i found around the good ole' internet. check out the "about me" page to learn what i do most of the time. check out the podcast page for info on my podcast that im doing here in nowhere, upstate new york. there is a player for my podcast there, so you can keep up there. ignore the members and videos pages. i want to extend my thanks to freewebs for letting me feel professional when i obviously am not. here is a nice picture i found.

hope you enjoy my website. in all of its free-hosted glory!
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