things that would cross my mind, now can be on yours!

I was reading a book about how you should not "Be your own worst enemy" and take responsibility for your actions, and by acheiving that private victory, might someday change the world.

Bullshit.

Introducing:

Uncle rumblo's blame game spinner!

                             
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Eugh, its been like a year since i last posted.

i think improgressing too fast. my older stuff is good, but now im just tired and angry.

like the life span of the lesser organisem we call the amateaur comedian.

but let's see here.

Something i've been enjoying alot lately is funk dancing.

now, for all you newcomers to the subject of funk dancing, i would like to offer a crash course:

there are 3 types of funk dancing you need to know about.

I went to see that movie, and as i have seen previous nicolas cage movies i decided to count the two defining moments of nicolas cage's "acting", looking intense, or having a flashlight.

there were 20 of these such moments. some of the CGI was laughable, and i think the thought process went like this:

Knowing checklist:

Nicolas cage with a flashlight-

Time capusle-

Rabbits-

Aliens (anderson cooper?)-

Flaming Caribu-

Bubble tree-

my life has much    in it. but ive had my fair share of    as well.

it began when i  ;)  at this girl, and she got mad.

then i got very  , because she was the one i really loved.

i would never    again.

i knew a guy who's soultion was to just act  cool .

but i couldent do that. i was too  .

another guy just  :P  at at everything.

i couldent do that either.

maybe i was ...

dear caveman,

if you have not yet heard and/or seen this new internet phenomena, i think you would be well advised to use my easy guide to deciphering the funny from the shitty.

number one: never watch any youtube video with an apology in the title, or description box.

if it says something like "sorry about the sound" or "sorry about the blood" then dont watch it.

number two: never watch a youtube video with a title like "jerry got ...

i had a dream of a world divided. a world divided not by creed or color, but by what you were back in high school. the preps had a place, and jocks and emos, the hippies the crooks, al of those classes had their place in the hierarchy. problem being, when the segregation laws got passed, the douchebags became top dog for one reason or another. so here we were, a world led by the douchebags of humanity.

and another thing, i think billy mays is incapable of not ye...

and you havent.

im sure of it.

they are two film and TV actors who are both amazing.

they are Paul Gross and Tony jaa.

see? you have no idea who they are.

paul gross now, canadian actor. great guy, funny and amazingly good looking.

2 of his most notable works for TV would be "Due South", and "Slings and Arrows"

really good stuff. google image him.

Tony Jaa. im willing to put him on the list of the MOST BADASS DUDES EVER. hes a martia...

dont point out every hole in this thing, or il insult you a bunch.

i would save cash, and then pass a state ordanance regulating the placement of power outlets under bridges. or i would run a massive extnetion cord from whoever lives closest and oldest.

then, i would build a corraguated metal and cardboard house. in which, i would plug in a keyboard, and burn a shitload in incense. and every little person on main street and at school would regard me as a guru, ask as m...

i watched the grammies. i had nothing better to do. so here is what i think.

first up, bono. kick ass man! the FX for the grammies never fail to kill a couple sensitive children.

next, justin timberlake and al green. justin, i hope you kicked your writers in the skulls for giving you such a peice of shit to say back there. *gag* al green, way to blow justin's fagtastic singing out of the motherfucking water!

then comes, (im not sure what the exact chronological ...

i think that i should get photoshop. not just so i can make my mother look good and get paid, but because i want to mess with photos and make album art for myself. i think that i have to get every aspect down before i release an album or whatever. so i wanna be able to fuck up a picture like no body's business. (thats a bad expression)

aside from my wants, here's some comedy.

looking around my school, i see ignorance in heaps and gobs. so i prepose a test....