things that would cross my mind, now can be on yours!

Eugh, its been like a year since i last posted.

i think improgressing too fast. my older stuff is good, but now im just tired and angry.

like the life span of the lesser organisem we call the amateaur comedian.

but let's see here.

Something i've been enjoying alot lately is funk dancing.

now, for all you newcomers to the subject of funk dancing, i would like to offer a crash course:

there are 3 types of funk dancing you need to know about.

type one: Like your really suprised about something. This style works in facial expression, and hand movements mostly. Use those to express the dance. Different moves of this category include the birthay, and the christmas tree.

Type two: Like your doing some kind of manual labor. This style is most commonly known, and easiest to improvise upon. Use those hips! Moves for this category include:

The shower, the lawnmower, the shopping cart, the sprinkler, the scoop, and the lift.

Type three: Like your smelling something really bad. This style is a more advanced concept, and also hinges on facial expressions. Moves for this category include:

The waft, and the dip-down.

General tips for good funk dancing:

Funk words in poles. Either use your whole body, or only one part.

Don't move your feet at all, or move them all over the place.

The best funk dancers wear tassles, are 2% body giltter, and are really sweaty.

All of the above styles of funk dancing can be improved with roller skates.

Well, this has been a blog.

By me.

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