things that would cross my mind, now can be on yours!

i watched the grammies. i had nothing better to do. so here is what i think.

first up, bono. kick ass man! the FX for the grammies never fail to kill a couple sensitive children.

next, justin timberlake and al green. justin, i hope you kicked your writers in the skulls for giving you such a peice of shit to say back there. *gag* al green, way to blow justin's fagtastic singing out of the motherfucking water!

then comes, (im not sure what the exact chronological order is, also, i missed the last few bits of it.) anyway, miley cyrus and taylor swift.

well, seeing as they both have a different claim to fame, good combo. seeing as the song they sang was badly written, and the singing not top notch, boo hoo for them.

howbout jen hudsen's dress in the beginnning half! it was a motherfucking shopping bag!

ok, to be fair she changed out of it and gave an amazing preformance later on.

dwyane "the rock" johnson. more bad writing. oh well. i was thinking of pitting him and justin timberlake in a cage match of such bad writing.

ok, then cometh katy perry. all i have to say is, the fruit was a bit extranious.

THE JONAS BROTHERS AND STEVIE WONDER!!! people who should be killed for this:

whoever tunred mr.wonder's mic ALLL THE WAY DOWN so joe drowned him in shittiness.

and the jonas brothers themselves, for ever being born and stealing my thunder. joe, euther get a haircut, or stop washing it in motor oil.

and to coldplay. i saw their thing on 60 minutes as well, and i learned something. their motto is:

"if you dont have any skill, it doesent matter if you sing or play with gusto!" (paraphrase)

and this statement made the thought that the music industry is dying by hammerblow galvanized. for shame. to their credit, they seem cool. i'd have a beer or two with them, but sheeses. and what happened when satch sued them?

a final statement:

if i were to commit a major crime (which i wont) it would be hijacking the grammies. 

yeah.

id take over the entire concert PA make blowing out speakers my business, and blast the most hardcore alternative/punk that i can. oreffrably during a preformance by taylor swift, miley cyrus, the jonas brothers, and pretty much anyone whos been picked up and painted over for the television industry. disney channel, your next on my hijacking list.

(p.s. if i cant hijack the grammies, im gonna have an orgy on george bush's lawn)

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