things that would cross my mind, now can be on yours!

dont point out every hole in this thing, or il insult you a bunch.

i would save cash, and then pass a state ordanance regulating the placement of power outlets under bridges. or i would run a massive extnetion cord from whoever lives closest and oldest.

then, i would build a corraguated metal and cardboard house. in which, i would plug in a keyboard, and burn a shitload in incense. and every little person on main street and at school would regard me as a guru, ask as me deep questions. i will stroke my sharipe goatee and answer in riddles. i'd go out now and again to buy food and such, but i will live a solitart life, but if anyone needed a place, or wanted to have a pot party i woulde let them in because im a nice guy. i would be ever known as "the bridge guru" and i would receive offerings from my devoted masses, of cheeze-its and vitimen water.

yeah. tell me you wouldent want to try that.

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doppleganger, by fall of troy.