things that would cross my mind, now can be on yours!

i had a dream of a world divided. a world divided not by creed or color, but by what you were back in high school. the preps had a place, and jocks and emos, the hippies the crooks, al of those classes had their place in the hierarchy. problem being, when the segregation laws got passed, the douchebags became top dog for one reason or another. so here we were, a world led by the douchebags of humanity.

and another thing, i think billy mays is incapable of not yelling when he hawks some cheesy merchandise. he just HAS to yell about how great it is. i think its his normal speaking voice. maye he just talks like that. maybe he grew up next to an airport or something. wait, no! bad jan! no finding the good in people! you gotta be a douchebag to stay on top!