things that would cross my mind, now can be on yours!

dear caveman,

if you have not yet heard and/or seen this new internet phenomena, i think you would be well advised to use my easy guide to deciphering the funny from the shitty.

number one: never watch any youtube video with an apology in the title, or description box.

if it says something like "sorry about the sound" or "sorry about the blood" then dont watch it.

number two: never watch a youtube video with a title like "jerry got drunk as HELL" or some shit. never watch those. they will make you vomit angry comments out your ears.

number three: if you clear these requirements, you have to watch the video itself. you have to know which of the two youtube goals your looking for.

1) funny

2) awesome

if its funny, look at the sound quality. if its awesome, look at the viedo quality. you really should have a good level of both, but sometimes sacrifices must be made in the name of youtube.

number four: give it a chance. if the beginning sucks, or is slow, have a heart. skip to the halfway point where the peak should be. if IT sucks, watch something else.

number five: commenting. COMMENT! people need it. if its like HBO's channel dont bother though. unless you have something truely witty to say. which, judging by the comments im reading at the moment, nobody does.

so caveman, i hope youtube seemes a lot less scary now that it has been broken down for you. next time, i will explain the ancient rites of the microwave.

this has been, a blog.

by me.

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colorblind, by robert randolph.