things that would cross my mind, now can be on yours!

I went to see that movie, and as i have seen previous nicolas cage movies i decided to count the two defining moments of nicolas cage's "acting", looking intense, or having a flashlight.

there were 20 of these such moments. some of the CGI was laughable, and i think the thought process went like this:

Knowing checklist:

Nicolas cage with a flashlight-

Time capusle-

Rabbits-

Aliens (anderson cooper?)-

Flaming Caribu-

Bubble tree-

the movie seemed ALMOST plausable until the end, in which 5 white haried aleins took two little kids and two rabbits up into outer space with them in a big crystal.

the kids ended up in some celestial wheat field.

i have no idea.

but i think it would have been funnier if the whole thing ended up like y2k, nothing happend.

nick wakes up the next day, realizes he is alive, and thinks to himself

"god dammit! now there are 2 kids in space for no reason. but hey, i can stay here and run around with a flashlight for a couple more movies."

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thing-fish, frank zappa